16.1.06

The Resume of Jesus Christ

Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone:
Romans 10:13
Website:
The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus

Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you
my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your
heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.

Qualifications

I founded the earth and established the heavens,
(See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life
through me, (See Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background

· I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
· I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or
disrespectful.
· My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me,
(See Matthew 3:15-17)

Skills Work Experiences

· Some of my skills and work experiences include:
empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the
brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick,
restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them
that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).

· I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who
listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil,
(See Proverbs 1:33).

· Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power
to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)

Educational Background

· I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom
and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
· In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge,
(See Colossians 2:3).
· My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp
unto your feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
· I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms44:21).

Major Accomplishments

· I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of
all times, (See Genesis 1:26).
· I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
· I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show
of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
· I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised
the dead!
· There are many more major accomplishments, too many to
mention here. You can read them on my website, which is
located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet
connection or computer to access my website.

References

· Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my
divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration
and supernatural
guidance.

Summary

Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only
candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your
heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs
3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can
I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).


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This resume was sent to me by a friend via a chain email in yahoo.
...I think it deserves a space in my blog so I decided to post it here... I hope you find it interesting.

1 comment:

jhay said...

great entry! very clever. Funny Jesus never asked for how much would he be paid. but then again, hello! it's Jesus. :)